Purse Owner

24 minutes ago - 5,998 notes - © askthosesillystickmen -

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

26 minutes ago - 294 notes - © kyleehenke -

I read everything in my grandma’s voice, probably because she used to read a bunch to me when I was little

so now, my children, you understand why I cannot read erotic fanfiction

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27 minutes ago - 19,420 notes - © soundphase -

soundphase:

When you download songs with Japanese titles and they come out as ???????????.mp3

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35 minutes ago - 50,942 notes - © hannahsneakers -

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

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4 hours ago - 65,337 notes - © carolineflack -

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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4 hours ago - 19,071 notes - © tondalayo -
#FOXES #i need to just horde pictures of foxes somewhere #just foxes

4 hours ago - 10,348 notes - © brakes -

the-sonic-impala:

brakes:

“C’mon Dean, don’t be scaredI got the mood preparedGo on and kiss the boy!!!!”
The Little Mermaid AU in which Gabriel is Sebastian the Crab, but more impatient and much less subtle

Percussion Strings Winds Words There you see himSitting there across the way He don’t got a lot to say But there’s something about himAnd you don’t know whyYou thought you were a straight guyBut you wanna kiss the boy!Yes, you want him Look at him! You’re stupid if you don’t know you do It’s fucking obvious he wants you, too There is one good way to ask him It don’t take a word I know how you are with wordsIt’s best to go on and kiss the boySing with me now!Sha-la-la-la-la-la My, oh, my Look at Dean! He’s too shy! He ain’t got the guts to kiss the boy! Sha-la-la-la-la-la Ain’t that SADAin’t it shame, too bad You gonna miss the boy Now’s your moment Floating in a strangely romantic blue lagoon Boy, you better do it soon Or I’ll force feed you candy under the moon
He don’t say a word And he won’t say a word Until you kiss the boySha-la-la-la-la-la C’mon Dean, don’t be scared I got the mood prepared Go on and kiss the boy Sha-la-la-la-la-la Don’t stop now Don’t try to hide your boner, now You wanna kiss the boySha-la-la-la-la-la Float along Listen to the freaking song The song say kiss the boy!Sha-la-la-la-la-la Music play Do what the freaking music say You wanna kiss the boyYou’ve got to kiss the boy…Why don’t you kiss the boy…You gotta kiss the boy…Go on and kiss the-
OH MY GOD JUST KISS ALREADY GODDAMIT!

candylandtimelord:

sirenshadow:

Do you ever just open Tumblr and see Misha Collins’ face and just go

Actually its more like this

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forevercryingbecausemerlin:

vintageprincess48:

supernaturallychallenged:

godheadcomplex:

my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]

go to your room

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